January 2012
50 posts
“The reason old souls enjoy spending time alone is because they never really are.”
– Much love from your invisible friends, The Universe (via conflictingheart)
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
Fruity Pebbles Shot Recipe
partyrehabbrecipes:
Ingredients & Measurements:
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
1 dash Grenadine
1/4 oz. Milk
Instructions: Pour all ingredients into a shaker with ice & strain into a shot glass. You can also double the ingredients to make a full drink.
Boyfriend: i don't like tacobell
*boyfriend becomes ex boyfriend*
People on the internet: Omg, you're so cute. Why do you live so far? You're like honestly so perfect!!! :D :D :D
People in my town: What are you?